Bowling Jokes Cartoons

Fred Ferrell

9 Jun, 2022

Find the funniest jokes about bowling right here with us. They humbly asked the man at the gate Admission to the fold.

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Bowls Jokes 1 A guy who owned a bar won the lottery and to thank his customers he sold all drinks for a quarter.

. Why couldnt the family go bowling. 2 Taking Crap In Bowling Balls. 3 Timmy Shows His Teacher The Joys Of Bowling.

The price difference puzzled the customer and so it was pointed out that brains at 1 belonged to bowlers who had been leads the 2 ones to those who had been seconds and the 3 ones to those. A beautiful lady sitting close by stares for so. Her coach was a pumpkin.

Thats be 50 cents says the bar owner. So quiet that you can hear a pin drop. These were priced from 1 2 3 and 10.

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The men think we are a joke and look like mobs of sheep With madam snapping at our heels Its to the rules youll keep. Its whether they want to spare the time that matters. Aching back - tired of limb Cheers for others none for him Night draws on darker darker No one cares for hes the marker.

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Lets go bowling A woman was having sex with her husbands best friend when the telephone rang And her husbands cell phone number appeared on the caller ID. The men indeed have got more sense Their rules are not so stuffy They have more fun and play the game. Here are some of our best jokes alongside some bowling funnies some great bowling jokes for kids and funny bowling captions.

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Three bowlers stood at the pearly gates Their faces were sad and old. We did our best to bring you only the best ones. A British anthropologist made the discovery in the 1930s that led to finding evidence of bowling items in an ancient Egyptian grave suggesting that bowling as a sport dates back as.

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National Lampoon redefined the sleepy 70s setting a tone for satire that continues to this day. Why was Cinderella such a bad bowler. So why not bring them together.

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Bowlers always have time to spare. Funny Bowling One Liners. At 254 pm he rolled them down the aisle and they crashed into the teachers desk.

Table Of Contents show 1 Bowling Balls. The teacher jumped up came around the front of the desk and yelled All right whos the comedian with the big balls. See more ideas about bowling funny humor.

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Find some stand out bowling humor here. What did the bowling pins do after hearing a joke. Peter said To gain admission here.

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